Holiday From Real

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We were kids.
you were the sun to which my eyes would not adjust

Do a bomb!

Someone appears to be having fun at daycare #urbanpaws

Someone appears to be having fun at daycare #urbanpaws

A herpyderpy birthday to me!

A herpyderpy birthday to me!

There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.

William Upski Wimsatt (via truzi)

real shit

(via lxvehurts)

(Source: radicalginger, via msfawne)

Brand New

—Jesus Christ

aneidolonnamednight:

Brand New || Jesus Christ

Well, Jesus Christ, I’m not scared to die,

I’m a little bit scared of what comes after 

(Source: satans-flaming-right-breast, via dirtythreethirty)

Our first trip to the beach without Gus. I feel unfaithful! (at Warners Bay)

Our first trip to the beach without Gus. I feel unfaithful! (at Warners Bay)

Too hot for a blanket nest? Lol. No?

Too hot for a blanket nest? Lol. No?

Next year!

Next year!

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via greengasm)

you can pretend I don’t exist but I still made you cum

—this will be the title of my first novel (via jordahnsux)

Hahahaha

(via breathingtimemachine)

(Source: unclefather, via breathingtimemachine)

kimberlycares:

corgiwhisperer:

escape-to-asgard:

One time I made this cake…

THIS IS AWESOME.

i need this wtf

Feb 19. Just sayin…

kimberlycares:

corgiwhisperer:

escape-to-asgard:

One time I made this cake…

THIS IS AWESOME.

i need this wtf

Feb 19. Just sayin…

(via kimberlycares-deactivated201403)

I can’t believe this fart face will be 6 on Saturday. When did that happen!?

I can’t believe this fart face will be 6 on Saturday. When did that happen!?

rnutualfollow:

*masturbates to the thought of a stable job and a recovering economy*       

(via screamingdonkey)

HAHAHA!

HAHAHA!

(Source: screamingdonkey)